Yesterday, we had arranged to meet up with friends :: my good friend K and her two Little People who're the same age as my Little People.
Now K's Little People are very, very boisterous, and K has to exercise them daily in order to achieve some kind of harmony on the home front. So when we arrange to meet up, we know it's going to be an outdoorsy event. Rain or shine. And yesterday it was rain. Nothing too heavy, just a persistent grey drizzle, but yes, it was wet.
So K suggested a walk to Buffers. Never heard of Buffers, said I, but I will trust you on this one. We meet at 11am, in one of the car parks belonging to Bolton Abbey, and off we set. Down through the field to cross the bridge over the river, admire the spectacular Abbey ruins. Its all very green and lush. And wet. The Little People are running, running and shouting excitedly, K and I following behind. We start to climb up from the river, following a track. Up and up, looking back to admire the view. The track narrows, lots of stinging nettles. We are still climbing, the track goes up and up and up. And eventually, after just under an hour or so of walking, we emerge in a small lane, high up in the hills. And the lane leads up and round a corner to a very old dairy farm, called Back o' th' Hill Farm.
It is very remote, the "Back of Beyond" as my Mum used to say. I still have no idea what Buffers actually is, so don't quite know what to look out for. This looks like a delapidated old farm, is this where they keep The Buffers?
We go through the farm gate into the most beautiful little courtyard, bursting with flowers. There are baby cows in the sheds, moooooooing in an absurdly loud way. The Little People are thrilled to see farm animals, I'm more taken with the geraniums and the ancient bicycle.
And then I read the sign up there on the wall :: Back o' th' Farm, Buffers Coffee Shop, Railway Models, Selection of Books, Farm Produce.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, so Buffers is a Coffee Shop and Railway Gallery! But of course! So we troop in and it is indeed a most gorgeous little cosy cafe and shop. What a gem of a place! Up some creeky wooden stairs into the loft of the old barn and oh!
Trains! Old, old, old, very old and dusty, but oh such a delight for the Little People. Cabinets full of ancient toy trains and trucks, and lots of track with working trains which clatter round at the push of a button.
It's hard to photograph this place, it's very cramped and quite dark, but perhaps you can imagine the scene, and imagine the excitement it generates for the Little People. They don't mind about the cobwebs, the faded hand made scenery, the broken bits. They are busy pushing buttons and sending trains off round the track, and they are loving every minute of it.
Eventually we manage to drag them away and back downstairs to the cosy cafe for lunch. There's wonderful, honest, hearty, homemade food to be had. Beans on toast, homemade soup, toasted sandwiches, apple juice, coffee. Big slab of chocolate cake, smartie cookies. Down the hatch.
1pm, when we emerge from all that warmth and cosiness, the green and the wet comes as a bit of a shock :: I had forgotten temporarily where we were, forgotten that we were high in the hills, out the Back of Beyond with a fair walk to do to get back. But it's easy going back because it's all down down down. And I'm nicely full of soup and cake.
2pm and we are back down near the Abbey ruins for a stop at the river beach. K and I sit under a tree to keep out of the rain, the Little People get stuck in doing what they do best :: getting as wet and mucky as possible.
The Little Ladies take spades and dig in the sand, making "chocolate
icecream". Which is then flung to the ducks, who understandably look slightly traumatised and do
not want to know.
The Little Men set about making a den in the roots of this magnificent
Ash tree. Trap doors are constructed and elaborate passwords set to
get in and out. No girls are allowed in. Not that the girls are
bothered you understand, they're too busy getting wet and soggy and sandy and
scaring the bejeezus out of the local duck population.
3pm and it's time to head back, I'm suddenly very tired and in desperate need of a brew. Bolton Abbey is always a good choice for a day out, but Buffers was a wonderful new discovery and we'll be back again for sure. J insists upon it, he was most miffed he missed out. He is partial to a bit of old train track and chocolate cake.